Nissan Patrol 4x4 (Africa)

..... its the Centurion chainsaw massacre......

Ek dog nou ek is uitspattig om my Fong Kong leatherman saam te vat,maar julle ouens is wild

hahaha..... I can hear it now....

.... as the sun slowly sank below the ridge of the horizon, and slowly the orange rays of sunshine faded into a red haze against the few clouds in the sky, Tinus climbed out of his golden 4.8 Nissan Patrol. The red glow was just enough to make the stubble on his chin shimmer as the temperature slowly dropped to a chilly night. It was very quiet, you could almost hear the dry river bed cracking in the cold of the winter evening. In is hands, a large DeWalt petrol driven chainsaw suddenly roared into life, breaking the silence with a blood curdling screech....... and he said " Vanaand manne..... vanaand gaan ons braai !!"

ricster wrote:hahaha..... I can hear it now....

.... as the sun slowly sank below the ridge of the horizon, and slowly the orange rays of sunshine faded into a red haze against the few clouds in the sky, Tinus climbed out of his golden 4.8 Nissan Patrol. The red glow was just enough to make the stubble on his chin shimmer as the temperature slowly dropped to a chilly night. It was very quiet, you could almost hear the dry river bed cracking in the cold of the winter evening. In is hands, a large DeWalt petrol driven chainsaw suddenly roared into life, breaking the silence with a blood curdling screech....... and he said " Vanaand manne..... vanaand gaan ons braai !!"

Heerlikheid, some prose there from Cedric....
And Thinus it was an intruder in the bathroom? ....I mean, "blood cuidling" and all...

So my poor attempt at sarcasm failed dearly

I just wanted to get off the No2 topic..................

All that is required. yourself, your patrol, fuel, 1 set of clothes, food, and "bruin Fanta" the rest is all luxuries

So no more cancelations for what ever reason, no worries nobody will die of being dirty, going hungry or thirsty people!!!!!

Tick tok tick tok

Just get packing and ready to go!!!

Hmmmmmm.... (note to self..... Google the meaning of the word "sarcasm")........

If you think this is bad.... wait till we are on the trip !!!!..... we are like a bad rash, you just can't get rid of it...... Ok I'll behave now WWW WWW WWW

Krisis you okes crack me up....lol.
cant wait anymore somme gonna leave early. .....

Cadric is going to tell us some campfire stories!

Nice piece of writing there!

offroadbiker wrote:So my poor attempt at sarcasm failed dearly

I just wanted to get off the No2 topic..................

This must be the most entertaining thread in the run-up to an event ever.
I just can't help to think the actual event will be a let down. Only down hill from here?

Better need to do some R&D for the campfire stories.